Just got back from The Forest Of Dean, which is a big forest with sculpture trails on the border of Gloucestershire, Herefordshire and Monmouth (Wales).

We went to a riverside nice pub, I had a “Butty Bach” Welsh real ale which was lovely, it means something like “little friend”, there was plenty of buxom talent around too, mostly gypo’s by the looks of it though.

For lunch I had herbie sausages, then we went on a boat ride up the river where apparently some of the biggest salmon in England have been caught (up to 48lbs!) and walked around the hillsides where there is a periguine falcon watching centre.

I just finished the day of with a nice king prawn jalfrezi and naan, somebody please put the toilet roll in the fridge!