I just saw on the news that Shilpa (or whatever her name is, as Jade would say) has just won Celebrity Big Brother, what a crock!

So the way to win now is to accuse the housemates of being racist, then when the sponsors start leaving get forced by Channel4 to say it was all a big mistake, or maybe bridbed with a win if you calm down perhaps….?

Well I expect Jade and the show are ruined now anyway, but at least the failing Bollywood star got another fifteen minutes of fame.

I just watched Mini’s First Time, which was an absolute load of rubbish about a girl who sleeps with her stepfather to get him to kill her mother.