Been a pretty boring day so far. I went to the pub but it had a really bad atmosphere – like all the staff had just heard they were fired or something! it’s raining so I didn’t get the car washed.

I just watched The Breed, which had some really bad reviews but I thought was quite good – about a bunch of college kids stuck on an island full of genetically-modified killer dogs. It was an old-school horror movie and reminded me of movies like Piranha or Killer Bees, and you know straight away who is going to die.