In true Bank Holiday style, it’s pissing down with rain – it’s one of the constants of the universe!

Just watched The Ex, which was OK. I’ll probably watch Venus later.

I had a kebab last night with leftovers this morning, I don’t know what it is with the kebab industry these days – you get almost no sauce anymore, and what you do get is like sandwich spread or something weird. And why do they ask if you want sauce or salad – does anyone really just have pita and meat? And I bet they don’t charge you less for only having half the ingredients!